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1. I am an inherently cheap person
2. If it cost more to be diabetic than it did to be healthy, I'd probably work much harder at it.
3. If the boat was sinking, I would save my children before my husband
4. being fat is comforting
5. I am always waiting to get fired
6. I am not a nice person
7. Most people don't much care for me and that's o.k. cause I don't care for most people
8. Elijah can make me laugh harder than anyone else ever has
9. My children have a bit of magic in them
10. Obama and I have similar moles on the left side of our noses, does that mean we could be related
11. I would rather read a cheesy romance novel than a great work of literature
12. I don't like babies
13. I have never had a boyfriend
14. I don't like clothes very much and would work in pajamas every day if i could
15. I don't like going to church - ever
16. I have a love hate thing going with facebook - it annoys me but that doesn't keep me from signing in each day and wishing it were set up differently somehow.
17. I like to watch bravo reality shows -- and the Hills -
18. I would ove for Spencer Pratt to be caught engaging a male prostitute on sunset blvd
19. I used to dream about Prince when I was very upset
20. I've seen a man get a vasectomy
21. Vasectomies smell a bit like getting your teeth drilled
22. I would love to have a giant, stress free, highly attended birthday party before I die --
23. People think I'm bossy
24. meat is my favorite food
25. i think my eyelashes are growing smaller as I grow older
